THE END OF EVERLASTING LIFE

A long time ago , lived 2 man named Marco and Mario . Both of them were college students and they were best friend , until Marco stole Mario's girlfriend named Lyla. Mario was so sad at that time. On Sunday morning both Mario and Marco usually did jogging , but because of the incident only Marco and Lyla were seen at sports centre.

Mario can't accept the relationship between Marco and Lyla , That's because of Lyla's personality and appearance. Lyla was kind , smart , high-spirited and she had a beautiful smile which made Mario can't forget her.

Mario was bored in his house and he decided to take little walk. Unluckily , Mario saw Marco and Lyla sit and talk together on a big stone ,  Mario was currious about the conversation that Marco and Lyla had , Mario decided to approach them silently , when Mario was about 5 meters behind them Mario was petrify because of Lyla's words " Yes , I will marry you Marco " then without thinking Mario took a wood that had a sharp tip on one of the wood side and stabed Marco from behind. Before Lyla was able to shout Mario stabbed Lyla right in her head.

Mario then brought the corpses and burned them in to the ash in his backyard. As the day become night Mario only be able to cry , he never thought that things could became that way. Then in under dark sky Mario shouted loudly " God , why my life is so unfair ! i don't believe your existence !" The god was angry because of Mario's statement , and the God cursed Mario so that he won't be able to die.

Years by Years Mario still lived as 21 year man , he had meet many girls and love them , but the feeling inside him was too sick , because he only can saw his beloved girls die and leave him. He was just unable to found a girl and marry her , and lived by her side until die. But because of the curse Mario gained the eternity that made him unable to die.

At a time Mario met someone that almost similar with Lyla , Mario tried to avoid her but she still kept following Mario whenever he goes. In the end Mario gave up , and Mario asked the girl who is she. Her name is Kate , Kate's beautiful smile made Mario remember Lyla but as soon as that memory was going to back again , Mario shook his head and asked Kate to have a little chat.

After a month , Mario and Kate made up . They became a good couple . Kate was happy when she spent her time with Mario and vice versa. But behind the smile that Mario gave to Kate everyday lied an odd feeling. After one year , Kate ask Mario about a marriage . Mario wasn't suprised about that because he already experienced this with his beloved girls that already died before him.

Mario stared Kate deeply and he decided to marry Kate , Kate was very happy at the moment. A problem occured when Kate reached her 40th anniversary he asked Mario why his appearance didn't change , Mario easily answered that he suffered a kind of syndrom which made his appearance still young . On Saturday night , after Mario and Kate went shopping in the departmen store , they were attacked by the gangsters .

Mario and Kate were robbed by the gangsters and both of them were hurted by the gangsters. Kate's head was smashed by the iron stick and Mario was stabbed in his stomach. Although Mario lost so much blood he still can stood because of his curse and beat the gangsters. After Mario defeated the gangsters he brought Kate to the hospital .

After 3 hours unconsciousness Kate opened her eyes and she saw Mario sleep next to her. Then Kate woke Mario. Mario was happy but that reaction suddenly change when Kate said her last word. Mario can't helped himself except cry. Then Mario went out from the hospital and shout loudly " God , please forgive me , I know I was wrong at that time . Please I can't bear it any further God." then suddenly Mario can't felt his body anymore except a smile that he put in his face. He was glad that his life come to an end and die next to his beloved girl named Kate.

THE END

The WORTH expression of XI IPA 4

Rizki : Excuse me , can i have a sit here ?
Helen : of course yes
Rizki : Are you a new student too ?
Helen : yes , from what school do you come from ?
Rizki : Junior High School 3 , and you ?
Helen : me ? I come from Junior High School 1 . Hmmm by the way , what is your name ? My name is Helen
Rizki : My name is Rizky , nice to meet you
Helen : Nice to meet you too
Lukman : Hey ! move out ! we want to sit here !
Aziz : Move out !
Helen : Yes , seniors.

***
Rizki : The Seniors are so arrogant
Helen : Yeah , that's right , it makes me annoyed
Rizki : By the way , who is he ?
Helen : From what i know , his name is Lukman , he is  popular with the girls
Rizki : Is that right ? that arrogant person is popular with the girls ? it's impossible

***
Rizki : (while carrying food)
Lukman : (hit rizki from behind)
Rizki : if you walk , walk carefully ! I'm extremely unhappy about this ! 
Lukman : (keep walking and not listen to what rizki said)
Rizki : I really hate him !

***
Lukman : What happen to your bike ?
Rizki : my bike's tire broken
Lukman : oh yeah , what is your name ?
Rizki : My name is Rizki
Lukman : my name is Lukman , want to go with me ? just leave your bike to the bike workshop around here , so you will not late.
Rizki : hmmm, i think it's a good idea.

***
Lukman : Hey , ziz . I want to tell you something
Aziz : What is it ?
Lukman : I think i fall in love
Aziz : hah ? me too
Lukman : what the ... ! you love me ?
Aziz : Shit ! of course not you !
Lukman : Haha , just kidding . tell me who it is
Aziz : She is Helen , and what about you ?
Lukman : oh , she is Rizki
Aziz : hey , why don't we try to get close to them ?
Lukman : ok , but how ?
Aziz : why don't we treat them food in the canteen ?
Lukman : okay , see you at the break

***
(Rizki and Helen is having a conversation in the school park then Lukman and Aziz come)
Aziz : Hello
Helen : hello , do you have business with us ?
Lukman : yes , we want to treat both of you in canteen
Rizki : ha ? is it true ?
Aziz : yes , that's true
Lukman : let's go to the canteen now

***
Aziz : hey , i want to talk about something with you ?
Helen : what is it ?
Aziz : (whisper) Lukman help me
Lukman : you can do it alone ziz
Aziz : Actually , I'm in love with you Helen , could you become my girlfriend ?
Helen : i'm sorry , but i think it's better if we only become friend
Aziz : i think it's too soon for me to tell you this , i'm sorry. ( leave the canteen)
(Lukman chases Aziz)
Lukman : why do you leave us all of the sudden ?
Aziz : i was so ashamed
Lukman : oh , maybe both of you is not destinied to be together

***
(Lukman and Rizki walk together in the mall)
Lukman : hey , i think i have a different feeling about you ?
Rizki : huh , different feeling ?
Lukman : i think i love you
Rizki : are you kidding me ?
Lukman : no , it;s serious . will you become my girlfriend ?
Rizki : My answer is yes...

***
1 year later , Lukman feels something different with his body , after the check up Lukman knows that he suffers cancer stage 3.
Rizki : Helen , I'm sad 

Helen : why ?
Rizki : I'm very sad because Lukman suffers cancer
Helen : I can't believe what is going on 
( Rizki's handphone rings)
Rizki : (shock)
Helen : what happen ?
Rizki : I get very bad news
Helen : what news ?
Rizki : Lukman is dead
Helen : I think we need contact Aziz and go to his funeral

Rizki ,Helen and Aziz then went to Lukman's funeral to give their last respect.

THE END

THE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP :

-Helen Monica Cytria

-Muhammad Aziz Nurwustha

-Muhammad Lukman

-Rizki Rodhia Mardhatillah

XI IPA 4

Spoof Text

First Text

Rich Salaryman

Yogi was a new salaryman. He just got his first salary for his first month's job. He planned to treat his mother and his sister in the mall.
In the mall Yogi treated his mother and his sister foods. When they wandered in the mall , Yogi's sister stopped in front of the gadget store and said to yogi she wanted to buy Ipad , and Iphone when she had enough money. Without thinking Yogi bought them.
Yogi bought his mother many clothes too.His sister and his mother were very thankful for the treat.
Yogi's mother asked Yogi how much was his salary so that he can treated them. Then yogi pridefully answer "Hehe , I use your credit card mom."

Text Analizing
Orientation :
Yogi was a new salary that got his first salary
Event 1 :
Yogi treated his sister and his mother
Event 2:
Yogi's mother and sister were thankful for the treat
Twist :
Yogi used his mother's credit card to treat his mother and his sister

Second Text

Pencak Silat (Martial Arts)

My friend who lived in United States came home from work, then he entered his house alarm number to his house digital lock. Because of tired , he accidentally entered wrong alarm number . The incorrectly entered alarm number was automatically connected to 911.
Then a police officer came and aimed his revolver to my friend's body and asked "where do you come from sir ?"
My friend replied , "Indonesia , sir!"
Incidentally the police officer ever studied pencak silat with Indonesian people. The police officer then put his gun down and asked , "Do you know pencak silat?"
Then my friend replied , "Pancasila . first , belive in the Almighty , Second......(and so on)

Text Analizing
Orientation :
My frined came home from work
Event 1 :
My friend entered wrong alarm number
Event 2 :
Police officer come and interrogated my friend
Twist :
My friend missheard the word Pencak Silat with Pancasila

Made by :
- Muhammad Lukman
- Helen Monica
- Dwi Andita Maharani

Expression

On a scorching hot day , 2 man named Dicky and Nahel walk at the side of the road. Then suddenly , a car hit Dicky's right hand

Nahel : Dicky , are you okay ?
Dicky : Ouch , my right hand feels so painful
Nahel : look , it is bleeding . We need to go to the hospital right now
Dicky : I think so , ouch my hand....
Nahel : Help , Help ! Someone please help us.

Then a Man approached them and give both of them seats in his car.

Lukman : Hey , What's going on ?
Nahel : My friend's got hit by the car , can you take us to the hospital ?
Lukman : Of course , let's go
Nahel : Thank you

Inside the car

Nahel : firstly , thank you for give us a ride my name is Nahel and this is my friend named Dicky
Lukman : It's okay , my name is Lukman.
Dicky : ouch , my hand...
Lukman : Hold on , we will arrive soon

In front of the hospital

Nahel : Thank you for the ride Lukman , we owe you one
Lukman : your welcome , i will go then. Good luck

Inside the hospital

dr.Fajar : Please come in
Nahel : Thank you doctor
dr.Fajar : What can i do for you ?
Nahel : My friend got hit by the car , his right hand is injured.
dr.Fajar : Okay , I will examine him.Wait for a minute.

After Examination

Nahel : Is there a serious injury doctor ?
dr.Fajar : there is no serious injury , But He need to be hospitalized for a night to get more rest.
Nahel : I' fell so relieved ,Thank you doctor. Can i go home now
dr.Fajar : Sure

On the next day in the hospital

Nahel : Hey Dicky , are you okay ?
Dicky : yeah my right hand feels better now.
Nahel : I'm Happy to hear that
dr. Fajar : both of you need to be more careful next time
Dicky & Nahel : Okay doc , we will be more careful next time

Conditional Sentences

1.Conditional Sentences Type 1

- If you get 100 points on your mathematic's test , you will get a chocolate from your teacher
- If she isn't your family , i wiil fight him
- If Rosicky score a goal , i will treat you
- Real Madrid will lose if Ozil doesn't play
- I will punch you if you mock my family

2. Conditional Sentences Type 2

- If he told me about football , i would talk much more than him
- If he played in this position , the team would play better
- If they won the gold medal , Indonesia would win the SEA Games
- Damon would do the cleaning if you didn't come
- Your father would get angry if you went to the bar

3. Conditional Sentences Type 3

- If Aang had bought the costumes , we would have used it in the match
- If we had cut our hair , Mr.Nordi wouldn't have to cut our hair
- If she had come early , she would have did the homework
- Damas would have finished his job if Dimas had not annoyed him.
- Flashman would have saved the city if Lukman had not killed Flashman

Shien and His Ambitions

Once upon a time in sengoku period, there was a young man named Shien. He was the only son of the lord of Kabuki clan in Japan. He trained day by day and waited patiently until the time came for him to replace his father place as a lord of the clan. He had big ambitions , his big ambitions were to unify and rule Japan.

One day , while Shien still a teenage , Shien’s father was death . Shien’s young age and his brash attitude made him unpopular in the clan. Shien’s uncle took this chance to take control of the clan , taking the castle for himself. Meanwhile , Shien was left with a small residence at the outskirts of the castle. 

However , Shien was cunning and resourceful. He carefully ploted out a plan to overthrow his uncle, a plan to regained his clan back. To increased his current power, he recruited more Samurai to join his side. First to join was Enishi who was Shien’s younger uncle, He was Loyal and faithful and became Shien’s right-hand man. The second was Shien’s soft-spoken and well-mannered younger brother, Kizan. The third was Kageki that originally served under Shien’s father, as Shien’s guardian. After the death of Shien’s father, he continued to serve under Shien. The fourth was The younger sister of Shien, Mizuho , she was a good tactician. And the last is Shinai, he was a rival of Shien until Shinai married Mizuho , in order to promote alliance between the two clans.They all were known as the Legendary Six Samurai.

Using his residence as their base , Shien was able to gathered information regarding the Castle. Shien waited patiently for a weakness in the defense of the Castle. his patience paid off as the day had finally arrived. Shien and his army launched an attack against his uncle. They were successful and the castle and of course the clan became the main base for Shien.

As Shien’s ambitions continued to grow, the clan was slowly growing apart. with supporters split between Shien and Kizan. Kizan who was well mannered , attracted many people to join his side. And one of the Legendary Six Samurai , kageki decided to join Kizan side. They decided to infiltrate the castle at the midnight. 

Together with Kageki and his army , Kizan launched a rebellion against Shien. But , Kizan plan was already known by Shien. Shien already set an ambush in his castle. A fierce battle happened inside the castle. Kizan knew that Shien in his throne ,  he advanced into the throne hall of Shien’s Castle. Kizan went straight for Shien, but was swiftly intercepted by Enishi. A fierce battle ensured and Kizan fought most valiantly, but Enishi was superior in both skills and strength. Enishi’s sword found an opening in Kizan’s defense and slashed Kizan in his right eye. Kizan fell to his knees in pain. The match was over. Shien showed mercy to both kizan and kageki , but Shien banished both of them from the clan.

in recent years , Shien was able to seize control of the majority of domains in  Japan. At the height of his power, Shien gave himself the title of Great Shogun Shien, while Enishi  became his chancellor. A good leadership showed by Shien as he led Japan become a great country and made his name known throughout Asia.